BORDERS AND EXILES: apologetics

I’m glad I’m here but I’m sorry I’m doing this.

I’m sorry i have so much stuff.

I’m sorry that I don’t have enough stuff.

I wish you had more stuff.

I’m sorry I don’t have what you have.

I’m sorry I stole the idea for what you’re hearing.

I’m sorry that this is so ironical.

I wish this could be more ironic.

I’m sorry that I wish I didn’t know you.

I’m sorry that we’re different colors.

I’m sorry that I’m sorry that we’re different colors.

I’m ashamed that I wish I was a machine sometimes.

I’m sorry that I stole that idea from warhol.

I’m sorry and ashamed that I don’t really like warhol that much.

I wish I could leave this planet.

I’m sorry that I want to leave.

I’m ashamed to be stupid.

I’m sorry that you’re stupid.

I’m sorry that I think you’re stupid.

I’m sorry that I think you’re beautiful.

I’m sorry that I think you’re ugly.

I’m ashamed to look at myself in the mirror sometimes.

I’m ashamed to tell you that I’m ashamed to look at myself.

I’m sorry that I like to look at naked people sometimes.

I’m sorry that everyone is not naked right now.

I’m ashamed I just said that.

I wish I was over there and not here.

I wish I could always be ‘over there’ and not here.

I’m sorry and ashamed that I feel so uncomfortable.

I wish some people had tails and fur.

I would be sorry if I had fur.

I’m sorry I eat meat.

I’m sorry that I like to eat meat.

I never think about cannabalism in a serious way so I’m not sorry about that.

I’m sorry I brought up the idea of cannabalism to you.

I wish we could walk into any place we wanted to.

I’d be sorry if you just walked into my house.

I’m sorry that I can only speak the english language.

I wish but am sorry that I wish, that everyone spoke english.

I’m sorry I wish there were only black people.

I’m sorry i wish there were only white people.

I’m sorry that I didn’t include more colors of people to exclude.

I’m sorry that you have to hear this.

I wish I had a better car.

I’m sorry I have a car.

I worry about the environment.

I’m sorry that I throw away stuff.

I’m sorry about who I am.

I’m sorry about who you are.

I wish aliens would take me away.

I’m sorry I really meant that.

I’m ashamed that I admitted that I really mean't that.

I’m sorry that I have to die.

I’m sorry that one time I wished that some people would die.

I’m sorry that sometimes I like animals more than people.

I’m glad that God is dead but I’m sorry that we killed God.

I’m ashamed I said that and I hope I’m not struck down dead.

I’m sorry that I wish the monster would win sometimes in movies.

I’m sorry that you didn’t leave if you wanted to leave but you were too ashamed to leave and now you make me feel ashamed and want to leave.

I’m not sorry maybe, but maybe I’m ashamed that I’m sitting here doing this.

I’m sorry that i wish everyone had enough to eat as long as I hae enough to eat first.

I wish monkeys grew wild in north america.

I’m sorry I wished that because if they did we would have killed all of them.

I used to wish I was an indian.

I’m sorry I used to wish that.

I’m sorry that you have to listen to my list of sorrows but I’d be sorrier if I had to listen to YOUR list.

I’m ashamed I just said that.

I’m sorry i don’t have more money.

I’m sorry that you have more money than me.

I’m ashamed I said that.

I’m ashamed I have no idea of what money is.

I’m REALLY sorry that you think you can tell me what money is.

I’m ashamed I think you’re a know-it-all.

I’m sorry that I think that everyone knows something I don’t.

I’m ashamed I think I know something that you don’t.

I’m sorry that I hate you for looking at me that way.

I’m sorry that I want to have sex with you for looking at me that way.

I’m ashamed and sorry that I brought up the topic of sex.

I’m ashamed and sorry that now I don’t know whether I love or hate sex.

I’m sorry that I’m going to hate you because now you are going to make jokes to me about sex.

I’m sorry that I have to sit here and do this in front of you.

I’m sorry if you feel you have to sit here and endure this so you can go if you want.

I’m sorry you left if you did.

I'm sorry that I wish the whole planet wold blow up sometimes.

I'm ashamed to think that.

I'm ashamed that I wish that there really was a Jesus to com and take us all away and protect us.

I'm sorry that people are so mean to each other.

I'm ashamed that I wish I could be more mean to people.

I'm sorry that there seems no end to sorrow.